Cluster E T-shirts

After all the drama surrounding the ethical dilemmas of being associated with the Enron logo we finally settled on a design and got our cluster t-shirts. They look awesome. The writing is dark blue on the actual shirts and the girl version is super cute.


The back reads the following:

"This t-shirt does not represent the views or opinions of Cluster E (hereinafter “the cluster”). Individuals wearing this shirt are expressly required not to engage in accounting fraud, nor to establish off-shore entities on behalf of the cluster. Any such fictitious accounting entities are contrary to the policy of the cluster and outside the scope of this t-shirt. The cluster will not accept any liability in respect to any such actions, and the individual responsible will be personally and solely liable for any damages or other liability arising. This t-shirt and its contents are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity wearing it. If you have received this t-shirt in error you should not disseminate, distribute or copy the information contained on this t-shirt. If you are not the intended recipient you are notified that disclosing, copying, distributing or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this t-shirt is strictly prohibited. All rights reserved. No fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this t-shirt. This garment may contain nutmeg, peanuts, or other allegens. Return for refund where applicable. Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets. Batteries are not included. May cause irritability, dizziness, or sleeplessness after prolonged use. Contents under pressure. Caution: this t-shirt has caused accounting irregularities in some laboratory animals. Shake well before using. This t-shirt is not a series tubes and no other user-serviceable parts are located inside. Not to be combined with other clothing except under the supervision of a physician. Avoid contact with water and prolonged exposure to microwave radiation. The truth is out there. Use no hooks. Dry clean only. Not intended for use by children. This t-shirt is meant for educational purposes only. This t-shirt may not be reproduced, redistributed, or rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to buy or sell securities. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if eaten before 5/31/2008. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Avoid contact with skin. This t-shirt does not represent an admission of guilt. Beware of dog. You must be present to win. No purchase necessary. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Not recommended for children. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Do not combine with drugs, alcohol, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Void where prohibited by law. Side effects are generally mild to moderate and may include sneezing, dry mouth, nausea, decreased appetite, dizziness, sleepiness, insomnia, tremor, and sexual side effects. People taking monamine oxidase inhibitors should not view this t-shirt. Women who are or may become pregnant should consult a doctor before wearing this t-shirt. This t-shirt is not approved treatment of heart or blood diseases. Do not combine with alcohol. Do not operate motor vehicles or heavy equipment while wearing this t-shirt. The stunts performed by individuals wearing this shirt are performed by professionals and should not be attempted by untrained personnel. No purchase necessary, details inside. Keep out of the reach of children. This t-shirt is a work of fiction, and all resemblance to real events, situations, or corporate logos, living or dead, is purely coincidental. If you purchased this t-shirt without arm holes, you should be aware that it is stolen property. It was reported as "unsold and destroyed" to the cluster, and neither the cluster nor the content creator has received any payment for this "stripped t-shirt". Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental, pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited. The t-shirt is offered "as-is", without warranty or representation of any kind. You may not use or otherwise export or re-export this t-shirt except as authorized by United States law and the laws of the jurisdiction in which the t-shirt is worn. In particular, but without limitation, the t-shirt may not be exported or reexported (a) into (or to a national or resident of) any U.S. embargoed countries (currently Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, and Syria) or (b) to anyone on the U.S Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals or the U.S. Department of Commerce Denied Person's List or Entity List. This t-shirt is not intended for use in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control systems, life support machines or any other equipment in which failure could lead to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage. Keep out of reach of children. This supersedes all previous t-shirts. Caution: Hot."